About our dufous friend |
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- mr. dufous is a very interesting person.and he has many things to say to all of you. if you would like to get to know him, please, read ahead. Mr.Dufous's life- Mr.dufous has no kids, and no wife, but he likes to have fun. he likes candy, and that is why he has cavities. he has five in the front, six in the back, and one in the middle of his one tooth. he is very ugly. he's one fat hobo. (just to let you know, again, mr.dufous is a totally made up person. he is not real, nor will he ever be real. every thing i am telling you is an absolute made up story.) every night, he sleeps with a five inch tall pomeranian. he also likes to sneak inside people's houses and sleep on their couches untill about five o'clock in the morning. sometimes, i the summer time, he sleeps in trees at little girl and boy's houses. but he does not kill people. mr.dufous greatfully just got a job, and he gets $5 dollars an hour, for an hour a day. he is not a poor hobo anymore, but he lives with his parents, amy dufous, and jack dufous. do you know mr.dufous's real name? it's Darrel Icenburgh Dufous. it is hard to tell that his brother, ferman, and mr.dufous could be brothers. ferman is very rich, he is happy, and he has a wife and two kids. there names are hyra, and sallie. ferman is proud of his job as a car sales man. mr.dufous use to be a teacher, but he got fired when he wrestled one of his students into the other room. he was mad that he didn't ask before he just got up, and started sharpening it. he got caught, and had to explain his doings. he just sat there in his chair and started in a low voice suggested to the principle that he might have over tempered himself, then he got mad and started throwing things at the principle. he must have hit him in the face with a bottle, so he went to jail for three days. he got out and was home less, because they took his house away. they also took all of his money he had saved up away from him. and he never had a car, so he didn't lose any.he used to have to drive in his mother's car every day, exept on the weekends. and he likes to dance like crazy. in fact, his life long dream is to be on danceing with the stars. danceing is deffinitly his favorite thing to do in his free time. his sister, dailley, who he does not like to talk about, is a perftional dancer. and three years ago, she got asked to beon dancing with the stars. she won that season, and got two million dollars. after that, he was so mad that he never talked to her again after that. so he never saw her again. but he still watched her on her new show, "dancin' spree with dailley". you cauld say he doesn't miss her at all, but dailley misses him. and she can't see him because she lives in california, and he lives in maine because he told her that he never wanted to see her again. and yes, he was overreacting.
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A Story Of The Mr.dufous- by:mr.dufous every one likes my brother better than me, and that is probebly because he has always been rich, sucessful, and happy. my brother's wife has been spoiled since day one by ferman. their two daughters, sallie and hyra, have everything. from cell phones to dogs, they have it. my other sister, is so terrible, i'm not going to talk about her. i'm upset- what i like to do is read, draw, and do math. although i never use to do my home work, and that is why i have a terrible job right now as a ganiter. i use to be a teacher, but that was for spelling, and there is not much you need to do in spelling class. it was really easy. but there is nothing i like more than dancing. if i could, i would pay one hundred million dollars to dance on dancing with the stars. when i was a little kid, i use to be poor. my brother use to get one hundred dollars for christmas, and i only got fifty dollars. and that was because he always had good grades, and he was nice, and everyone loved him. just like today. and my sister was the life of the party, and she was never at our house because she was always at her friend's houses. she had ten friends. |
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